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apuarius:

Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked

(via yelled)

beerito:

*deletes selfie like it never happened*

(via trust)

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

(via trust)

whyamisospooky:

you’re such a b**** (bagel)

(via yelled)

idinero:

Ciara - Goodies (Feat. Petey Pablo)

(via blastortoise-chan)

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

(Source: mitchkaplan, via yelled)

harryedward:

i want to sit next to rihanna at an award show you know she talkin mad shit about everyone 

(via yelled)